The Gallery of Things That Didn't Translate So Well
Travelling through foreign lands, we've come across more than a few things that made us stop and laugh...

Anyone care for spicy cock soup. Note in corner that this is authentic Jamaican cock, although we bought it in the Bahamas

Here's a tasty pair from the Dominican Republic: a yummy crachi bar (yes it's pronounced like "crotch" with an i at the end. And how about this powerful sports drink/wine cooler?

If you're wondering what to serve junior while you sip on your "La Fuerza" sparkling wine, how about this Venezuelan treat. Kids just love anything Yuky.

The funny thing about Chokis is that they really are just the perfect size and shape for a kid to choke on.

I'm not sure what religion Verna is, but if liquor is considered spiritual then I'd like to join the congregation, please. (From the island of Carriacou)

Latino women seem so much more comfortable with their curves than American women. In one Venezuelan mall was the store "Mi Gordita" which tranlsates to English something like "I'm a Fat Chick". And yes, it is a store for plus size women's clothing.

Seen on Niue Island. It was a rental car anyway, so what the heck...we kept driving.

Paradise and Hell are in you....which will come out when you blow your nose? (found in Tonga)